Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Re: Holga gallery is up.

MickEnzee Writes:
"Sike. youve been mckenzied. "

Who has? The 2 people that read your blog? Mom and you. Even with that, Mom doesn't know or care your stupid, stuck-up Holga camera. And would it kill u 2 use some friggin CAPITAL LETTERS! Nooooo, CrapKenzie is too cool and neat to care about grammar. He's just got such a cool freestyle style. Like, Look at my SCARF. ITS SOOO IRONIC. I"M SO COOL. LOOK AT MY LATEST OBSERVATION OF POP CULTURE..WEEE!!~ TOMORROW I'LL WEAR AN IRONIC CONDOM TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO DO SEX...WOW!!!!!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

What a racist Mick

Look at this TIDBIT..

Chris Mickenzey Writes:
"This guy is presumably german dutch or something and seems to be the johnny WordPress de jour. "
What a flippin racist! Like, a dude talks German or whatever for a few entries on his blog and now he's a German/Dutch person?? Go back to bumblefudge America and vote on your hill billy president. Oh, and don't forget to feed the slave. GEEZ. And then he throws in some mispelled French idiom...more like idoiT!~ Like, even if he WAS Germen he couldn't make a good blog design? what the heck!

WTF

Mickenzey think's he sooo cool with his satire blog. First, he starts off with two posts. Now its FIVE DAYS and counting since his past post! Like, wtf. He think he's too cool to post? You know he writes a post every day and deletes it right before posting and is like "If i post this, then ppl will think I'm not so sooper cool ne more". Guess what CHRIS, no one does!! WordPresss is for nerds!

First Post~!! :) :)

Chris Mickenzey thinks he is so flippin neat. Well, Chris, if you're reading this, you aren't that neat. Your satire blog doesn't put you above the rest of us proud bloggers. If it wasnt for us, people wouldn't know what goes on in other parts of the world. Sometimes you should just think about that Chris.